what if there were professional text post critics
Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.
Elmo contacts the pentagon
Jesus Christ what is wrong with this site
i think you mean “Jesus Christ what is wrong with Sesame Street” because Elmo is literally contacting the pentagon in that little sketch okay he is a serious 3-and-a-half-year-old with serious AMERICAN business to attend to don’t fuck with Elmo
why is mewtwo here
he’s not even meditating, he’s just chilling in this cave in france, thousands of miles from kanto
i’ll tell you why he’s there
he’s on holiday
he’s on holiday in the south of france
and he’s still going to get captured
i want him to turn round and just say ‘please dude i’m on holiday can we not do this please’
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN LINE ART
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You know, that one with the awesome loner female lead with a swell braid in her hair
The one who was associated with a certain element
And had an optimistic little sister she loved a lot
I especially loved the part where her dress transformed into a different
Oh, but let’s not forget the great male characters!
Like the sweet blonde guy
And the stern but handsome brunette
Yeah, it was such a great and unique film!
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.
as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys
Wait people actually find Americans attractive?
ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS
Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.
TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES
America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.
I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.