hushabyevalley:

Hanna’s training seems to be coming along well! Her limbs are finally growing some protective exoskeleton - a useful trait of the Vindicator bloodline.

Grandma Alexi always finds ways to up the struggle though.

ari-no-exorcist:

starlightomatic:

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

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Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:

Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.

The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.

Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.

I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.

AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.

The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.

Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙

stardew valley mods

friendofmineraltown:

expectation: features that are not in the vanilla game that can help you out immensely with maintaining your farm. not necessarily cheat codes but fan-made additions that will help you and your farm flourish. 

reality:

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biggest-gaudiest-fish:

morthils:

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

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how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

Radical!

we-are-knight:

systlin:

kasaron:

systlin:

werebearbearbar:

cracked:

Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

“I just don’t know why you couldn’t marry a local boy sweetie.” 

“What can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, he’s teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.”

@we-are-viking

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I was trying to find a map or list of all the unceded land and territories in Canada but I cannot find a conclusive one. Do you or any of your followers know of one? I saw the map you previously posted of the First Nation's land but I wanted to see where in Canada it is unceded territory. Thanks!

hrefnatheravenqueen:

allthecanadianpolitics:

Anything without a colour on this map has no treaty and is unceded land.

There have been some modern treaties signed, but I can’t find a complete map.

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That is … missing a lot.

Use https://native-land.ca/ whenever you look for things like that, it’s way more useful. You can look for specific treaties/cessions/pacts/purchases/etc., territories, & languages. Everything on this that is in pale green isn’t part of any treaty or contract of any sort.

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Protected birds abandon WA sanctuary after feral cat massacre

kaijutegu:

birdycreatures:

speciesofleastconcern:

drhoz:

speciesofleastconcern:

Colony wiped out by A SINGLE CAT

Yeah - these were the same Fairy Terns that chose an empty block next to a building site last yeah - I’d wandered over to see why there were so many plant pots and buckets half buried in the sand, and discovered that while there were warning signs put up around the block, they were only put up on three sides of the block :( Was very sad to hear about the massacre - loosing that many adults and chicks is a serious blow to the species

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jesus

please keep your cats indoors.

One cat. One fucking cat. One cat was all it took to disrupt a breeding population of birds. One domestic animal that had no business being there in the first place. This was on Australia, and fortunately not New Zealand- there’s only 43 individuals left of the NZ subspecies, which is two fewer than what this cat killed.

Just keep them inside. Yes, this was a feral cat and not somebody’s pet- but how do you think ferals got there in the first place? Not by magic. Keep your cats inside. 

kaijuno:

In highschool I wrote a story about a middle-generation of stellar travelers. Their parents were born on earth and left as children, and the middle generation will not live long enough to see their destination. They live their entire lives on the ship and I wrote about them trying to find their place in everything. They will never know blue skies and warm beaches and open fields with warm breezes. They’ll never know birdsong or crickets or frogs. They’ll never hear the rain on the roof of a dreary day. I never could find the right way to end the story. I wanted it to be a happy ending, but I didn’t know how to do it.

I realize now that it was a book about me dealing with depression before I even knew it. Looking back at how blatant the projecting was, it’s obvious now. It wasn’t then.

In the story, the middle-generation people are lost. They’re apathetic. They’re just a placeholder. The only job they have is to keep the ship running, have kids, and die. As the middle generation of people began becoming adults, suicide rates were skyrocketing. Crime and drug rates were jumping. This generation was completely apathetic because they felt that they had no use.

In the story, a small group of people in the middle-generation create the Weather Project. They turn the ship into a terrarium. They make magnificent gardens and take the DNA of animals they took with them and recreate them and they make this cold, metal spaceship that they have to live their entire lives on into a home. They take what little they have and they break it and rearrange it into something beautiful. They take this radical idea and turn the ship into a wonderful jungle of trees and birds and sunshine.

And I realize now how much it reflects my state of mind as I transitioned from a child into an adult while dealing with depression. You always hear “it gets better” and “when you’re older things will be easier” and I was so sick of waiting for it to get better. I was in the middle-generation stage. And I was sick of it. I was so sick of waiting.

When I was in highschool I didn’t know how to end the story. I didn’t know how to have a happy ending. I didn’t have the life experience then to finish the story in a meaningful way. I didn’t know how to make it better for these middle-generation characters.

But now that I’m older, I’m learning. That if you sit and wait for things to get better, it never will. You have to take your life and break it apart and rearrange it into something beautiful. You have to make the cold metal ship into the garden that you deserve. You have to make your own meaning. You have to plant your own garden.

You have to teach yourself that being happy is not a radical idea.

cheriisplace:
“greycorbie:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ marsincharge:
“Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.
”
Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.
” ”
ok tha lack in diversity doesn’t surprise me BUT HOW...

cheriisplace:

greycorbie:

charlesoberonn:

marsincharge:

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

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Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

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ok tha lack in diversity doesn’t surprise me BUT HOW TFUCK ARE THEY ALL BLONDE TOO

pahaha

Like what

Not one ginger, brunette, someone with dyed hair or some shit like

Y'all picked ONE woman THIRTEEN times 😂😂😂😂

weeelllp:
“ rsbenedict:
“ kaijutegu:
“ roachpatrol:
“I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM.
”
good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely...

weeelllp:

rsbenedict:

kaijutegu:

roachpatrol:

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.

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https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely

Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 

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It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

A list of slavery-free chocolate companies:

Crazy how the main three chocolate companies in the US are all terrible